We had our act together today – and by we, I mean Amir. Last night he booked tickets to an acrobatics clown show at 10, and a theater rendition of James and the Giant Peach at 2.

We arrived for the 10 am show a little early, and since this festival is well organized, there was an astroturf kid zone with a coffee truck open and ready for us.






The show was two Japanese clowns, a man and a woman, who performed magic tricks and danced together on unicycles in a playful and enchanting way. #1BigBrother laughed the whole time, while #1BigSister heckled them shouting “That’s not magic! You just did it with your hand!” I tried to slide under my seat to hide in embarrassment, but no success.

I get the sense these artists and entertainers barely make a living from their craft. Each show we’ve attended, whether on the street or in a proper theater, they’ve mentioned that they pay their way to Fringe and receive no compensation from the Festival. This is a global stage, an opportunity to get noticed, and to spend time with like-minded people that appreciate your talent and creativity. I guess that’s enough.
My favorite conference I ever attended was the National Association of EMS Physicians (NAEMSP) for the same reason. There are only about 2000 other people as nerdy as I am when it comes to EMS… and they all gather in one place every year. It’s invigorating. It’s fun. Being with people who “get you” is irreplaceable.

We grabbed lunch after the unicycles, and all three adults ordered salads. Clearly we all needed vegetables after the parade of sausage rolls, steak pie and fish and chips.
After lunch we walked less than half a block to the Emerald Theater where we saw a 10 person production of James and the Giant Peach. #1LittleSister was restless and not having it, so Liza had to exit stage left with her in tow.

After the theater, we popped in to the Surgeon’s Hall Museum where #1BigSister took a try at using the Da Vinci and I explained various plastinated body parts to #1BigBrother.

For the last two days we’ve been driving by a beautiful garden with stunning views of the Castle of Edinburgh up on the hill. We finally walked that way, down into the gardens and to the grassy field where tons of kids were climbing old statues with seagulls perched atop and pooping. (The seagulls, not the kids).


After the gardens, we walked in the direction of home and stopped along the way for a pint and a bite. As I mentioned yesterday though, Scotland has some weird rules around kids being allowed in restaurants that serve alcohol. Some restaurants say no one under 18 at all, ever. Some say no one under 5. Some say all are welcome. I’m not sure if they have to pay more to operate and serve all-comers, or if they are intentionally trying to create a kid-free atmosphere.

After dinner, we walked home and helped Liza get everyone inside and settled. Amir and I then ran out the door to go enjoy a kid-free evening out. We took the bus down to the water and found a spot for dessert and after dinner drinks. We scored a table by the window overlooking the water. It was just what the doctor(s) ordered.

Amir ordered the Sticky Toffee Pudding, and he talked me into getting the Popcorn Sundae. As usual, he was right. Imagine kettle corn in sundae form. Delicious.


Tomorrow we leave Edinburgh. It’s been a great three days. Street performers day 1, history and learning day 2, and theater performances day 3. While coming during Fringe makes everything more expensive, there’s so much free stuff to do. You won’t quite break even, but your guaranteed a good time.
– Steph








































